Q: Is it impossible to get an agent if you're a new writer?
A: No. It's not even impossible to get a big-name agent, if you have something they want. Be bold, be brave.
Q: Is it impossible to get an agent if you do stupid things, like send all your light teenage romance queries to agents who only represent serious adult art of a literary persuasion, and whose favorite writers ever are Kafka and Henry James?
A: Yes. The absolute and unequivocal answer is yes.
For the inside track from an actual agent, try the snarky blog of Miss Snark, the literary agent. Links to individual and illuminating Miss Snark posts abound throughout this page because she has good perspective on subjects broached here.
Things I learned from Miss Snark:
How to Find an Agent
Get your hands, either through a store or library, on one of the following books:Researching Your Agent
I like to make forms for myself to fill out. It helps me stay organized. So here's one for you.On a fresh sheet of paper, or copy-pasted into a word editor, have the following form. Print it, and fill out all areas.
Agent: _____________________________________________
(You want the agent who handles your type of material, and, yes, you MUST know their name. MUST.)
Agent's Specialization: _____________________________
(Don't send your fantasy/sci-fi to an agent that only handles nonfiction. You will be rejected so fast, your head will spin.)
Agency: ____________________________________________
Website: ___________________________________________
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(Never call to ask if your query/manuscript has been recieved or read. This will just annoy people. The only reason you need this line is in case you're accepted, you'll need to have your agent's info close at hand.)
Recent Book Sales: _________________________________
Titles of Recent Book Sales:
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(An agent should have a verifiable track record of commercial book sales, and be willing to disclose it, according to the Writers Beware website.)
Is this agent a member of one of the following? - Yes No
Association of Authors' Representatives (USA)
Association of Authors' Agents (UK)
Australian Literary Agents' Association (Australia)
You can go to the association websites and run a simple search for the agent name. These associations have strict ethics guidelines and certain performance requirements for their members. "Non-membership is by no means indication that an agent is questionable," says Victoria Strauss of Writers Beware. "Nor is any particular AAR, AAA, or ALAA member necessarily the right agent for you (a very different, but equally important, issue from whether or not the agent is reputable). But you're certainly safest if you give AAR, AAA, or ALAA member agents priority on your query list."
Agent profile on website:
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Make note of the types of work this agent prefers, any tips they drop on how to impress them, and anything that could help in forming your query.
Has this agent been flagged on one of the following sites?
Writers Beware - Yes No
Predators & Editors - Yes No
If yes, why? _______________________________________________
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(Any agent listed on these sites should be avoided.)
If the alarm bells are humming but not exactly ringing, check up on this agent with the following resources:
Agent Research & Evaluation (USA)
Researching an Agent's Track Record by Victoria Strauss
20 Worst Agencies List
Also, the kind people at Writers Beware will usually go out of their way to help you find if an agent, agency, or publisher is slimy or not. They will answer your email about any particular agent, combing through the Writers Beware site to see if they have a bad record. [email: beware@sfwa.org]
Warning Signs
The sad fact is that there are agents out there who will scam you, fool you, or even do a half-hearted (or just downright bad) job representing you.Your job as a savvy writer is to know the warning signs when you see them.
Submissions
Once you've practically stalked your agent, you can start formating your query letter. If you haven't already written a query letter, go do so. You can use my query letter guide, but I suggest you also do a little research on your own to get a good feel for queries. It will make you more confident if you feel like you have a good grasp on the process.In general, you send them a query letter, SASE (self-addressed, stamped envelope), and cross your fingers. They should have details in their listing/website on what to send. Also, always follow their directions, even if the directions seem confusing or contradictory or even dumb.