In true female form, I bugged my husband to tell me what he likes about my looks.

He said: “I like . . . that your teeth don’t fall out of your head . . . the subtle play of a full head of hair . . . the longevity of your nose . . . and the fact that you have skin.”

As opposed to dentures, going bald, my nose falling off, and being skinless.

*sigh*