Just saw it for the first time ever.

This is possibly one of my favorite movies that doesn’t involve Jane Austen. Or, at least, it’s one of my favorite kid movies. It’s fun.

My favorite character doesn’t even have any lines, and two of the three times we see her, her face is averted. I think this is because she has a funky-looking chin. Let’s just say, if they make a sequel (which I doubt) and use her, I’m voting for a different actress.

This would be, of course, Freeze Girl. Because she’s got spunk. I mean, come on, she freezes all of the punks that mess with her! And she does it in a pleated miniskirt. Dude. Rock on with the feminist action.

Not that I’m a feminist. Not in the traditional sense. Just in the “advocate of woman” sense, like Jesus. My mom was raised in a matriarcal family — a tough mama and a couple of like-minded aunties. So I can appreciate me some male-whooping. Ha. It’s funny. Like cross-dressing movies.