I NEED CHOCOLATE!

I never finish anything because I keep starting new things. You may say, “That’s okay. You’re in your twenties. You have 50 more years to finish something.”

But not really. I mean, by the end of my 20’s I’m going to have — what? Anyone? That’s right, kids. And kids suck time and energy like evil little Hoovers. So to preserve my energy, I need to publish something now, make sure it’s a big hit, and then hire a nanny so I can keep writing once I have kids.

That’s the plan.