When I Bought It
It’s awful when something is heavily advertised, you buy it, and it continues to be heavily advertised.
I don’t even remember what it was. Maybe a movie. Maybe a toaster. Who cares? All I remember is that after I got it, I kept seeing ads every commercial break. And I’d tell the TV, “No, it’s okay. I have one. You can stop now.”
And they didn’t stop.
















